Thoughts of GOD, and Dachshunds.

in humor •  7 years ago 

GOD Designed Dachshunds with short legs...to get their mouths closer to the food! They just explained this to my rescued Yorkie/ chihuahua; by eating all the treats before he could get down there. But I saved a treat back for him, because I know this too! :)

That, and the word "Dachshund", in German translates to; "Little pain in the Ass".

When you have Dachshunds, you learn these things! ROFLOL!

:)

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LOL...too funny. We used to call the "hot dogsz' when we were kids.

Little doggie riddle for you...

What is the chemical formula for a hot dog?

K92BE10

K9 I got, two be I got; but 10 escapes me?

I just had a two month old Corgi laying waste to my lap, LOL! My son came by for Fathers Day, and brought the new grand puppy.

My lap was already full, so I had to dump them.

:)

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Thanks for the pic...Looks like you still got room for a few more then!

"Canine to be eaten."....I wanted to write it with superscript and subscript to make it look more like an actual chemical compound, but I couldn't figure out how....

Got it thanks. Not to good at formating here either.