Stupid Questions 305

American pop singer Bryanna Salaz, “Apotemnophilia” and “Autogynephilia” are not really mentioned much in this specific edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and gents!

“How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?” (Surgery?)

Can you chew off your own toenails?

Jill asked: “My uterus faces backwards. Does this mean my G-spot is in a different place?"

If you play a blank cassette tape at full blast, will all the mimes in your neighborhood get really annoyed?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Does anyone ELSE have a kid who eats Ramen noodles RAW!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

“What'll I Do?” (The same thing you did last time you made me happy will do…)

Would it really disappoint you if I didn’t ask the traditional lesbian question?

"Why are the small things, the naked truths that stare us all in the face, the ones that are so hard to believe?”—Gene Simmons of Kiss

Did anyone see the Asian girl on the Scarleteen website who thought that because she is Asian, she has a smaller vagina than non-Asian girls?

A girl named Ginny actually wrote “Cosmopolitan” magazine and asked: " Is it true men pee in all different directions after sex, like in the movie Me, Myself, and Irene?"

Does anyone miss the traditional butt stuff when it’s not included (and would you even admit it)?

Did you know there are enough stupid people out there that I could probably do an entire edition of nothing BUT stupid sex questions? (It’s true!)

“Wasn't It Good?” (If you have to ask…)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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