American actress Chelsea Kane, “Ephebophilia” and “Fetishism” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and gents!
Why do we need training bras? What can we really teach them?
Why do we call something sent by motor vehicle a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
Why do people wash bath towels? Aren't people clean when they use them?
Why do they report power outages on television?
Did you know your urine is sterile?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a friggin' crisp, which no human being would eat?
Why do we have “hot water heaters” when hot water does not need to be heated?
Why does a dish towel get wet when it dries?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world get a job as a hockey goalie?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we kill humans for killing humans to show that killing is wrong?
Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why don't we call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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