American professional wrestler Beth Phoenix, Black Friday, and “Lithophilia” are not really mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. Still nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, dudes and dudettes!
Are you diggin’ the traditional Supergirl pics now?
What do you call Hunger Games in America?
(Black Friday)
(You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.)
When Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th, what happens?
(Prices get slashed!)
Why do people go clothes shopping on Black Friday?
(To replace all the clothes they spilled Thanksgiving dinner on.)
What happens when a mall loses power?
(Free Black Friday.)
Who profits the most on Black Friday?
(The folks who were smart enough to stay home.)
So, do you readers prefer the stupid questions, the trivia questions, the offensive questions, the sex questions, the rhetorical questions, the media questions, the riddles, or a combination of all of them?
(A bake sale.)
I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday, ya know?
(I blackout every Friday.)
(Broke Saturday.)
How do you describe an amazing Black Friday deal with free cake?
(A sweet deal.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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