Stupid Questions 332

American singer and rapper Kesha, and “Teleiophilia” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

“Qual è la Direzione?”

When you go swimming do you pee in the pool? Do you pee in the ocean? Do you pee in one but not the other? Did anyone ever tell you they had special chemicals in the pool that would turn the water around you red when you peed?

Does anyone know that Hitler invented the Volkswagen Beetle? Do WWII vets know about this?

Am I the only person who ever had a Jewish friend who drove a Beetle? Would I sound like a real jerk if I said I used to ask him if they'd tattooed his license plate number onto his arm?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

“Does Anybody Really Fall In Love Anymore?”

A sheep herder has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
(Nine...duh…)

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it isn’t included?

Have you ever studied personal ads from women? Why are you women so cruel to each other that you convince your friends that the pictures they post on those ads are actually GOOD!? Are you jealous or cutting down the odds or what?

On a related note, if some of those pictures are supposedly the BEST pictures, how nasty and ugly are the ones they didn’t post? Do y'all drink when you sit down with your friends and put those things on dating sites?

“What Is The Point Of Suffering?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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