American singer-songwriter Kiiara and “Violet Wand” aren't mentioned much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls!
Do you ever secretly wish you knew an open-minded, disease-free person with whom you could try all the dirty, nasty, kinky sex stuff you are afraid to even mention to your usual partner? (Do you ladies out there have my cell number? I mean… “asking for a friend.”)
Do you know why blind people don't like to sky-dive?
(It scares their dogs!)
Does anyone research the quoted terms included in every intro?
What is a brunette between two blondes?
(A translator!)
Do you remember back when anyone who could use a search engine thought they knew everything about COVID?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it knocks down someone else, does it stop to help them?
What's silent and smells like worms?
(Bird farts.)
It must have been an engineer who designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area?
Y’all know I still do not write the bulk of this material, right?
Regardless of race, do fat guys with man buns always remind you of sumo wrestlers?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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