Stupid Questions 361

American actress Sammi Hanratty, and “Clam Slam” aren’t mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!

“Would We Be Alive?”

Have you ever been so poor the bank wouldn’t even lend you a pen?

Did you know that the male world record for the most orgasms in one hour is 16?

What did Sir Mix-A-Lot say in high school?
(Baby Got Backpack.)

What did the tree say to autumn?
(Leaf me alone.)

Is it true you’re not a vegan if you swallow baby batter?

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
(With a pumpkin patch.)

“How Can You Refuse Him Now?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did any of you honestly think I would forget to post something about lesbians?

Gay Bar Stupid Question: “Mind if I push in your stool?"

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?
What is the cutest season?
(Awwtumn.)

Did you know that the female world record for the most orgasms in one hour is 134?
(My work was disqualified because the lady lost count…and left trembling in a wet spot does not convert to numerals.)

What is a tree's least favorite month?
(Sep-timber!)

Why do some women wear panties with flowers all over them?
(It’s in memory of all the faces that were buried there.)

What is the difference between a one-night stand, a long relationship, and a marriage?
(During a one night stand you tear off the panties. In a long relationship you gently remove the panties. In a marriage you wash and dry the panties. then fold them and put them in the drawer.)

“Boo Who?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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