American rapper Cardi B, and “‘Just the Tip’ Clit Rub”, are not really mentioned all that much in this specific edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!
(Note: Beware of rude, politically incorrect humor.)
Are you easily offended?
(If so, suck it up, and thanks a lot for reading this column anyway.)
Ya wanna hear a joke?
(Women's rights.)
What's the difference between a p-ssy and a c-nt ???
(A p-ssy is warm, soft, and inviting. A c-nt is the woman that owns it.)
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(About 50 lbs.)
(They found her head and shoulders on the dash.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Guys, how do you get a blonde off of her knees?
(Cum!)
Why doesn't Mexico win the Olympics?
(Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are in the US.)
Did you hear about the guy who claimed he wasn’t a racist because he owned a colored TV?
What did the gay guy order at the club?
(Shots for everybody.)
(Because someone shot the last one that had a dream.)
You know I do not personally write most of this material, right?
How do you get 20 babies into one stroller?
(With a big blender.)
What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
(Bisexual.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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