Stupid Questions 373

in humor •  13 days ago 

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American singer-songwriter Amy Lee, and “Nasolingus”, aren’t mentioned in this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are!

(Caution:NSFW humor.)

“Where Is My Mind?”


When you’re in the shower and you notice a single hair on the tile, do you fill your cupped hands with water and try to splash it off, or do you pluck it off with your fingers?

If a store overcharges you for an item, is it OK to shoplift something of equal value?


Does love really mean never having to say you’re sorry or always having to say you’re sorry?

Who was tougher, Simon or Simon?


Exactly what superpowers do supermodels have anyway?

Would the world be a better place if skipping were more common than walking?


Who do you know who does wear undies but is likely not to change them daily?

“How Could I Help But Love You?”

Who do you know who is most likely to not wear underwear?


Did you hear that NASA wants to probe into Uranus even deeper than before?
(All I can say is, they better buy me dinner first.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people still not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Who was tougher, Starksy or Hutch?

If you met your celebrity crush and they agreed to have sex with you, would you ask for an autograph afterwards?

Would you miss it if I forgot to include lesbians?

Who was tougher, Cagney or Lacey?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included here?

If time is money then how much is a day worth?


Is it wrong to speak to the person in the stall next to you when you’re in the restroom?

“What Did I Do?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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