Norwegian pop singer Angelina Jordan, and “R.A.C.K.” aren’t really mentioned in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, people!
How are you supposed to have kinky sex when your f*cking joints sound like Rice Krispies?
Did you know if you move a lady’s dildo without her permission that’s a (ahem) d*ck move?
Do you think the Native Americans were frightened the first time corn popped?
Do foreigners understand English better if you speak to them using their accent?
Another Stupid Question Pick-Up Line: “Are you a fitted sheet?
(Because you’re complicated, and hard to manage but I want you on my mattress!)”
Do I still have to ask which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
If you were offered the ability to make your partner orgasm simply by sneezing, would you accept it?
Is it true that nobody’s love story ever started with: “well, he sent me a d*ck pic out of nowhere”?
Who is smarter, cats who lick themselves until they cough up hairballs and chase shadows, or dogs wo lick themselves and drink out of the toilet?
Would you miss it if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Guys, is it true that you should hold her hand in public, hold her throat in private, and smack her @ss everywhere?
Would you accept the ability to always have super sex if it meant you always had to have a goofy look on your face?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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