Columbian singer Karol G, VD and “D/S” aren’t mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, peeps!
Ladies, do guys ever offer to give you a massage and discover that all too quickly he moves to your butt and the next thing you know he’s grunting like a pig and telling you to bark like a dog?
Before “X” stood for a kiss, what did it represent at the end of a letter?
(The cross.)
Is it true that if a man is willing to give you the moon and stars then you should be willing to sacrifice Uranus?
Cupid has what name in Greek mythology?
(Eros)
How long do you usually like to have sex for (after he finishes and rolls off)?
In Roman mythology, Cupid is the son of whom?
(Venus)
What was it like the first time you had sex (with an actual flesh-and-blood partner)?
In the Victorian era, mean-spirited Valentine’s Day cards were called “___ Valentines.”
(Vinegar)
Have you ever tried anal? Would you want to try?
Do I still have to ask: which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
Do you use vibrating or non-vibrating toys?
How do you feel about incorporating weed and sex? (Or does that depend on what your partner for the night looks like?)
Would you miss it if I forgot to include lesbians?
In Roman mythology, with whom does Cupid fall in love?
(Psyche)
Instead of “single” as a marital status, doesn’t “independently owned and operated” sound better?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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