French actress Jade Weber, and “Orgasm Denial” aren’t mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, folks!
Is it true that if you give a woman an inch, she’ll…probably not call you again?
Guys, don’t you just love a woman who says “her legs are made of butter so you should spread ‘em”?
Did you hear about the man who died of a heart attack while having sex?
(Talk about “being laid to rest”...)
“Wap” does not really stand for “worship and praise”, does it?
Is it true that “lack of sex will have you mad at stupid sh*t like ‘why is the floor on the floor’”?
Do I still have to ask: which part of the word “illegal” do some of you still fail to comprehend?
Did you hear about the gal who claimed she had a magical coochie?
(All her baby-daddies disappeared.)
Is it true that a man and a woman can be friends without having sex?
(Yes, it’s called “marriage.”)
Would you miss it if I forgot to include lesbians?
Guys, is it true that you should never let your lady talk to another guy about her troubles, because “a shoulder to cry on becomes a d*ck to ride on”?
Guys, doesn’t it suck when a girl says her p*ssy is “ocean wet” then you smell it and get seasick?
Is it true that a good bit of romance and smoking hot sex never goes out of style?
Robin asked: Did you ever have sex that was so rough that the earthquake was shook?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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