Is it just me who finds this hysterically funny? Cartoon by Charlie Mackesy

Please see my post about Charlie - Charlie Mackesy - more than a great artist

This is a quiz posted this afternoon and the answers of @pfunk - far better than the actual answers!
Here is the original quiz if you would like to join in.
Collaboration is encouraged
As are bribes!
How clever are steemitians?

Section A. Crosswords

1. GE with GS. (9,4) No answer
2. H … O (5) No answer
3. Phil hopes steem becomes a monster entity (14) No answer

Section B

1. An explorer discovers two bodies encased in clear ice and … “it’s Adam and Eve”, he exclaims – how can he be so sure?
   @pfunk - Their nametags
2. The person who wrote Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang was more famous for what?
   @pfunk - porn
3. What was the inventor of the pie-chart better known for?
   @pfunk - Professional bedwetter
4. Alfred Hitchcock famously appeared in all his movies. How did he appear in his 1944 movie ‘Lifeboat’?
   @pfunk - He was the lifeboat
5. What is the difference between a Springer Spaniel and a Cocker Spaniel?
   @pfunk - I'm not going blue even if you bait me
6. What were Dalmatian dogs traditionally used for?
   @pfunk - Mobile coffee tables
7. Which language was predominant in Ancient Rome?
   @pfunk - Chav
8. What is the link between Japan and Ultravox?
   @pfunk - A giant robot that fights mutated sea creatures
9. What is this? It does have a very strong link to steemit!
   @pfunk - A luxury pancake mixer

1. Move one match and one match only to make it right and then tell me what you have done and why; (≠) is not a valid option.
   @pfunk - Move one match from the V to the right of the equals sign

1. The Australian National emblem includes a Kangaroo and an Emu. What incapacity do these animals share which makes them suitable for the emblem, according to Aussies?
   @pfunk - They evolved mullets and then devolved them when they became unpopular
2. The duck-billed platypus is famous for many reasons. Name two of its peculiarities as a marsupial.
   @pfunk - It loves heavy metal (most marsupials just like jazz) and is neurotic

It is now 6pm Ecuador/Miami/New York time, 11pm in London
Answers in by 9pm E/M/NY time, 2am in London
Collaboration with other stemitians is very much encouraged
Bribes to me are equally encouraged!
Best complete answers gets 2 Steem - next two share 2 Steem
In the event of a tie, all to be shared

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Witnesses on steemit are your assurance of confidence in the system.

When you vote for witnesses, think about someone less obvious:

Listed at No. 53 is @timcliff, not even appearing on the list because you can only see to number 50. You have to write his name in the box! One for the scrutineers. @timcliff is a really good steemmate of mine, a very trustworthy and dependable guy who thinks for himself and for you.
Gandalf is No.17, the person who gave me a realisation that despite all the fake names, we have humans; he is a techy looking after security. He is listed as @gtg but he is known by his Mum and on Steemit Chat as Gandalf!

So, go to https://steemit.com/~witnesses - you need your authorisation password

And be sure to include 17 @gtg & 53 @timcliff

Meantime follow @ebryans

Namaste!