Oxymorons

in humour •  3 years ago 

Sometimes, it is the language, sometimes it is a slip of the tongue. Whatever it is. Seeing these oxymorons, you will definitely re-read the sentence to make sure you didn’t read wrongly. Go ahead, have a laugh at someone else’s expense. It is all right, as long as you don’t laugh in their faces. That would be rude.

Have a great weekend!

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There are some things one remembers even though they may never have happened. - Harold Pinter

Sometimes you have to pick the gun up to put the gun down. - Malcolm X

It was so useful to lie with the truth. - Tanith Lee

It’s a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. - Pete Rose

Let’s all be different, same as me. - John Brunner

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless. - Unknown

My life is perfect, even when it is not. - Ellen DeGeneres

Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible. - Frank L. Gaines

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Some people’s blameless lives are to blame for a good deal. - Dorothy L. Sayers

The truth is never simple and yet it is. - Old Ptolemy

Constant change is here to stay. - Unknown

I made a wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

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All quotes taken from 👉 Herewith permission.

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