If no one comes back from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it be?

in humour •  8 years ago  (edited)

This is the reasoning which allows me to go ahead with most of my decisions. My moral compass isn't askew it just acts like a fidget spinner, only it's more useful, & I have actually been laid in the last three years. Okay, three & a half years but it was with my ex.

Well, I say ex.

She actually died.

So technically she's my late ex-girlfriend.

Alright fine, she was my latex girlfriend & she got a puncture.

Anyway I digress. Still, if I could go back in time I know what I'd be doing. My mom. I mean your mom. Damn.

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Same here, but man, bitcoin is the best.