It appears that Africa is sending over another nasty storm. But this one is different. Surely they mock America with this storm's name. They are mocking America's dark history. They are trying to stoke the flames of hatred and division once again.

Certainly this is George Soros doing this. He must have a "Spinalator 9000" storm machine like the one President GW Bush used to steer Katrina into New Orleans, Ray Nagin's Famous Chocolate City.

There is no doubt this storm is racist. As I already stated it is named Lee. Lee, as we all know was a slave owner and a general of the Confederate army from the civil war era. But you know him as General Robert E. Lee.

So I have a proposal.

It is my humble opinion that Anti-fa and Black Lives Matter peaceful protest groups are the two groups best suited to deal this evil storm a death blow before it scars our country with more strife and dark history.

I will offer this Free Boat to any and all members of Anti-fa and Black Lives Matter that are willing to take this storm out with clubs, bottles of Urine, burning cars and looted businesses. What we need is you to take this storm on while it is still far out in the Atlantic ocean! Yes! We need your devoted service to help stamp out racism and injustice from sea to shinning sea.

We need to have you go right now to tackle this evil racist Tropical Storm Lee before it can become a major hurricane like Harvey. Harvey as we all know was used to deliberately attack Houston because it is mostly populated by black Americans. Yes, Harvey was indeed a racist storm developed and steered by Trump and the "Spinalator 9000". The exact same storm machine that GW Bush used to steer Katrina. I guess President Trump must have found the keys to W's "Spinalator 9000" in the resolute desk and used it punish Houston.

Hmm... I am not sure how President Obama could have missed the "Spinalator 9000" keys though, they were right under his feet for 8 years.

Tropical Storm Lee is surely looking for its place in our country's disparaging racist history and we cannot allow this to happen.

I am certain that with the "Art of War" intellect of Anti-fa and the "always Vote Democrat" persistence of Black Lives Matter members that we will be able to knock down this racist storm like some old Confederate Statue. Especially one named after that rat bastard General Robert E. Lee.

So grab your life jackets & mask and head to Miami. I will have boats just like the one seen above waiting for all of you. And you can keep the boat as bonus. A humble thank you for your service.

Now do your civic duty and beat the shit out of Tropical Storm Lee.