I worked my butt off today, shoveling snow, so that my reptilian overlords could plot humanitarian baby-sitting schemes in their indoor heated herpetariums.
I bought Bitcoin because it was all the rage and I couldn't let myself get Left Behind. Plus, it frees me from the capito-drakarky banking system.
I mumbled "arian bigot" under my breath when my hispanic boss wished me a "Merry Christmas" because I refuse to be subjected to their antiquated belief system!
Wanna hear more true h'illuminati confessions? Checkout the newest satire video by JP the hilariously funny Reptile Hominoid. https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP
Here, his newest video may just cause you to split your sides and shed your false facade:
3:20 (Social Media commenting)
5:00 (Bitcoin)
It's satirical GOLD!!!!
I hope you enjoy!
Peace
if you want to prove that the reptilians are real, just comment below how stupid I am for taking this subject lightly
Just about to snooze on the train will come back later to watch the video
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Hey haha that was pretty funny. LOl random question how do you keep yur hair so straight? This was pretty gold, i've started running a photo blog and would love to hear your feedback if you get the chance and a follow if you like it . followed you and upvoted tho 100%
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This guy is funny! Thank for sharing!!!
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