H'illuminati Confessions....

in illuminati •  7 years ago  (edited)

I worked my butt off today, shoveling snow, so that my reptilian overlords could plot humanitarian baby-sitting schemes in their indoor heated herpetariums.
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I bought Bitcoin because it was all the rage and I couldn't let myself get Left Behind. Plus, it frees me from the capito-drakarky banking system.

I mumbled "arian bigot" under my breath when my hispanic boss wished me a "Merry Christmas" because I refuse to be subjected to their antiquated belief system!

Wanna hear more true h'illuminati confessions? Checkout the newest satire video by JP the hilariously funny Reptile Hominoid. https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP

Here, his newest video may just cause you to split your sides and shed your false facade:

3:20 (Social Media commenting)
5:00 (Bitcoin)

It's satirical GOLD!!!!
I hope you enjoy!

Peace
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if you want to prove that the reptilians are real, just comment below how stupid I am for taking this subject lightly

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Just about to snooze on the train will come back later to watch the video

Hey haha that was pretty funny. LOl random question how do you keep yur hair so straight? This was pretty gold, i've started running a photo blog and would love to hear your feedback if you get the chance and a follow if you like it . followed you and upvoted tho 100%

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This guy is funny! Thank for sharing!!!