Don't Feel the Roomie

Life is not pocket friendly at all, especially when you are living in a big city and estate market is laughing at you. You can not afford to live in a personal apartment. That’s when you feel the need of sharing your financial crisis. And you finally shift into phase of adulthood, our parents often talk about. Yup, here I am talking about a monster- Roommate! Oh Please, now do not come to me and say that you have had amazing experiences. I have been living in a haunted house for years.

I am ready to pay more than to live with such human again. She was one girl from hell.

So, it all started 4 years back-

We started living together. She was double my size and her acts were idiotic. I feel, the day she was born should be marked in Golden words in some history book. No words can fit in for what she used to do with me and with other girls. A bitch, a monster, an evil soul, I might run out of words.

Her mindful acts!

1. She once dropped hair wax on my bed and instead of cleaning it she covered it with paper. I had to go through huge ant bites all over.
2. She used to use all my cosmetics, my shampoo, sanitizer, perfume anything and everything. Never bothered to take permission, never bothered to pay for anything.
3. Her harmons were overruling her. I ended up seeing roughly 10 different naked guys in the morning. It was not at all interesting watching a love scene in your house. Not funny at all.
4. She once put around 10 cockroaches in my purse. I am not brave when it comes about cockroaches. I almost got heart-attack as soon as I saw my purse and somehow managed to survive.
5. She never used to fill water bucket after bath. I insisted her one day and what she did to take revenge, she filled bucket half with water and half with urine. (Now, don’t ask how I came to know about this).
6. She used to throw my clothes just like that so that she can see me sad and in pain.
7. She once used my new branded top to clean coffee table. She is a nightmare.
8. She was the devil in a girl’s body but now I realized, she was so unhygienic too. Yuck!!! She used to use used plates twice or thrice.
9. Damm, she used to walk naked inside the house. No girl would ever do it, until she is all alone in the house.

Girls before you move in make sure that you and your roommates are compatible. I know it might sound silly, but try to create a contract with a set of expectations