Tadi sore aku datang ke sana entah khusus hanya untuk minum air tebu atau ingin melihat dia! Yang jelas pikiranku sedang agak kacau karena tadi malam aku kurang tidur, hanya tidur dua jam setengah, padahal sejatinya aku butuh tidur 7 atau 6 jam setiap malamnya. Air tebu bagus untuk menguatkan gigi dan gusi, mencegah stroke serta kangker payudara, oh iya, lelaki tidak punya payudara dan lelaki menyukai apa yg tidak ia miliki. Cuaca tadi sore terik sekali jadi kita tidak usah memperpanjang tentang apa yang kita sukai dan yang tidak kita punyai(hanya lelaki dungu yang tidak menyukai itu).
This afternoon I came there specifically just to drink sugar cane or want to see him! What was clear was that my mind was a bit chaotic because last night I was sleep deprived, only slept two hours and a half, whereas in fact I needed to sleep 7 or 6 hours every night. Sugar cane is good for strengthening teeth and gums, preventing strokes and breast cancer, oh yeah, men don't have breasts and men like what they don't have. The weather was so blazing that we didn't need to extend what we liked and what we didn't have (only the fools didn't like that).
Telkomsel menjijikkan sekali, terus-terusan ia mengingatkan aku bahwa kuota internetku hampir habis dan menyarankannya agar segera isi ulang. Cukup sekali pemberitahuan saja, lagian tanpa pemberitahuan, juga aku akan tahu, karena bisa diperiksa sendiri dengan cara menekan *889#. Sejak tadi pagi, aku sudah mendapatkan SMS dua lusin lebih dari Telkomsel ini. Yang membuatku heran mereka tahu sisa pulsa dan kuota internet, bagaimana bisa mereka tahu, lantas dimanakah letak privasi pelanggan yang mereka hormati, sementara seorang istri saja tidak tahu sisa pulsa suaminya, apalagi selingkuhannya.
Telkomsel is very disgusting, it keeps reminding me that my internet quota is running out and recommends that it refill immediately. Just one notification, without notice, I will also know, because it can be checked by pressing * 889 #. Since this morning, I have received two dozen more SMS from Telkomsel. What makes me wonder they know the remaining credit and internet quota, how can they know, then where is the customer's privacy that they respect, while a wife doesn't know the rest of her husband's credit, let alone him affair.
Tidak bisa tidur tadi malam, lantas aku menonton TV. Ada film Jackie Chan, Miracles; Mr Canton and Lady Rose, di salah satu saluran. Jackie Chan adalah aktor favoritku, ini film yang menarik dan kreatif, tradisional sekali, tidak ada blue screen. Sementara di MNCTV sedang tanya film Shahruk Khan. SRK juga aktor favoritku, sejak menonton film My Name Is Khan, aku jadi menyukai film SRK(padahal aku tidak suka film Bollywood). Terkadang aku membayangkan Chan dan Khan hadir bersama dalam sebuah film bergenre laga komedi romantis. Khan pernah mengajak Chan main di dalam filmnya, RA One, ketika ditanyai oleh seorang presenter dalam sebuah talk show di Inggris, Khan menjawab "well, I ask to invite him but his way is too exspensive." Seorang produser Hollywood pernah berencana agat Khan dan Chan hadir bersama di dalam sebuah film, tapi Khan menolah dan Chan sibuk dengan filmnya sendiri. Sekiranya mereka berdua hadir dalam sebuah film, pasti seru.
I can't sleep last ight, then I watch TV. There is a Jackie Chan film, Miracles; Mr Canton and Lady Rose, on one channel. Jackie Chan is my favorite actor, this is an interesting and creative film, very traditional, no blue screen. While at MNCTV was asking for the Shahruk Khan film. SRK is also my favorite actor, since watching the movie My Name Is Khan, I have liked SRK movies (even though I don't like Bollywood movies). Sometimes I imagine Chan and Khan present together in a romantic comedy action genre film. Khan once invited Chan to play in his film, RA One, when asked by a presenter in a talk show in the UK, Khan replied "well, I ask to invite him but his way is too exspensive." A Hollywood producer had planned Khan and Chan together in a movie, but Khan refused and Chan was busy with his own film. If they were both present in a film, it would be exciting.
