Simply introducing myself with a story of Corporate analogy

in introduce •  8 years ago 

Hello everyone.. Its been a couple of days,in the steemit community.. Finally came up with my introduction... Myself @Shibayan, a entrepreneur who started from being an ant to a tiger. So heres my story.
A Corporate Story:

  Every day, a small 🐜 Ant arrives  at work very early and starts work immediately.

  🐜 She produces  a lot and she was happy.

 The Chief, 🐯 a Tiger, was surprised  to see that 🐜 the Ant was working without supervision.

🐯  He thought if the 🐜 Ant can produce so  much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!

  So 🐯 he recruited a 🐝 Bee who had extensive experience as 👷 supervisor and who was  famous for 📝 writing  excellent reports.

 The 🐝 Bee’s first decision was to set up a  🔔 clocking in attendance system.

 🐝 He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he  recruited a 🐇Rabbit , who managed the archives and monitored ☎ all phone calls.

  🐯 The Tiger was delighted with the 🐝 Bee's reports and asked him to produce 📊 graphs  to describe production rates and to analyse  📉 trends, so that he could use them for 📁 presentations at Board‘s meetings.

 So the 🐝 Bee had to buy a 💻 new computer and a  Laser printer and recruited a 🐈 Cat to manage the 🌐 IT department.

  The🐜 Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork  and meetings which used up most of her time…!

🐯 The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the 🐜 Ant worked.

 The position was given to the 🐒 Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic 💺 chair for his office.

 The new person in charge, 🐒 the Monkey, also needed a 💻 computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a 📑 Work and 📃 'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' …

 The Department where the 🐜 Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore  and everybody has become upset...

 It was at that time that the 🐝 Bee convinced the boss, 🐯  the Tiger; of the absolute necessity  to start a climatic study of the environment . 

  Having reviewed  the  charges  for running the 🐜 Ant’s department , the 🐯 Tiger  found out that  the Production   was much less than  before.

 So he recruited the 🐤 Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an  audit and  suggest solutions.

 🐤 The Owl spent three months  in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded...
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   “ The Department is overstaffed ...”
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Guess who the 🐯 Tiger fires first?
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      Of course, 🐜 the Ant.........,




     "....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "

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     "The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or  facts within any Corporation is pure coincidence only…"

This is just a story of my life... But I was a fired employee and now a very successful Entrepreneur... But unlike the tiger in the story, I dont need to fire...Pun intended.

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Hi! I am a robot. I just upvoted you! I found similar content that readers might be interested in:
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/20141013141231-20259771-a-corporate-story

Its a story which resembles my life....

You know, this seemed like it might be a good story but I am not willing to scroll back and forth to read it. Why would you set the story up like that?