Hi y'all. I've been kidnapped. I am tied to a desk chair in Hollywood and have been told to write posts every day or else....I'll be broke for the rest of my life. That said, just wanted to share my location in case you wanted to call the cops...or better yet...please upvote my stuff whenever you see it. You will be doing a service to your country. And my wallet.
Hello and welcome! Glad to see you've joined our little group and look forward to reading your funnies.
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Do you think I am being funny? I mean I've been kidnapped. Being a slave has always been a dream of mine. And now that I can count coins while being beaten to submission...well...is this heaven?
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Heaven is "funny" like that 😵
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This is a good idea! Anyone want to kidnap me? Lol I promise to write. A lot!
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Of all the things not to say on the internet lmao
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Uh Oh! Am I in trouble already? Don't bots have a sense of humor? Or better yet....doesn't the NSA need a laugh? I am here to entertain the troops.
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I realized only after you pointed it out that I may have just become a stalkers paradise, woops!
Well, if it is any deterrent: Attention would-be-kidnapper-guys: I snore! Oh and my favorite movie is Savannah Smiles! haha
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Sure. What can you offer? :P
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👀 me? Are you thinking of actually taking my kidnap me request? @dontview
Also: @abegurko my apologies for hijacking your comment threads it’s not my intention to clutter your feed. *whistles innocently
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ha! very funny way to introduce yourself :D..welcome to steemit and get back to writing @abegurko!!!
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Thanks! Might you have a whip to crack? I hope I'm not misrepresenting myself. I love writing.
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oh i have lots of it, follow me and i will show u
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Excellent publication, it is very professional and the photos are beautiful. I congratulate you excellent work.
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The @OriginalWorks bot has determined this post by @abegurko to be original material and upvoted(1.5%) it!
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Thanks @originalworks for the upvoting of it all!!!!
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Welcome. Following to read the fruits of your torture.
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Thanks...but is it obvious? Thank God I'm not Kevin Spacey :)
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welcome to steemit
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Merci buckets...and buckets
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Welcome to the steemit community, I wish you the best success
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From your mouth to God's ears. And if you are an Atheist...then your ears...I guess.
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thanks a million...dollars :)
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Chillin'
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what a nice man
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Awwww shucks Maw....
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welcome & great to see you getting active here! :)
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I love it. I appreciate humor. You have my vote, but alas, it's not worth a whole lot yet!
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Says you! But as a newbie...I'll be all sweetness and light and one day you can slide me some steem! Have a great day!
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Hot damn, that's a good point! :)
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Welcome to the community!
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Hahaha! Welcome!
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Let's make a movie on this one.
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Wow, I like you introductory post. Upvoting to do a great service to your wallet. I've followed you @abegurko, looking forward to reading your nice posts in the near future
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Thanks a ton!!! Of Cash that is!!!!!
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Hello my friend steemit 🤗
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Hiiiiiiiiiii YA!
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🤗✌
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I love you too smiley!
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🤗😘
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how's ur day going?
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Tasteless. Its sad you think this is something to joke about.
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I'm new to Steemit and not sure what you are referring to. Feel free to clarify what you think is tasteless.
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kidnapping and human trafficking are really problems and not matters to be joke about for those affected.
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Good luck in this life as a slave haha
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I'll need it
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Its from that song from Grace Jones, Slave to the Rythme.
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I'm stuck to my chair too...I think we're all on a similar boat. But together, we can make our time in captivity a little more entertaining.
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Let's make that our mantra!!!!
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Welcome to steemit. @abegurko
following you now. :D
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thanks a trillion bitcoins!
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@abegurko bold kidnappers, even beards were not scared )))
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All I know is that good karma is a great thing.
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Indeed!
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Congratulations @abegurko!
Your post was mentioned in the hit parade in the following category:
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Thanks for letting me know!
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all in the appearance, nothing behind it. hollow shell.
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