Hi Steemit Im Jack & I'm Gonna Buy A Fucking Dolphin!

in introduceyourself •  8 years ago  (edited)

Wow that was quick! Seen loads of videos online saying approval takes ages with some even saying that you have to pay!

Anyways.... Thanks for having me ladies and gentlemen, please excuse the bad formatting until i get my head around things.

I'm so pissed that i have only just found out about this amazing place! I have been involved with the crypto scene a while and missed the ship on so many coins it hurts to think about them!

I have been holding steem for a few months now, i was lucky enough to get in pretty cheap but somehow never even realised that steemit existed! Yes i put money, REAL HARD CASH into something i hadn't even researched. Theres an obvious lesson here folks, NEVER take my advise on ANYTHING to do with money!

Looking forward to diving into the sections here and discovering all about steem power and votes!

Still can't believe you can actually earn steem for posting valuable and engaging content on the platform! Makes me wonder why anyone who writes for a living would ever post there content anywhere else! I can only assume it's because they have not heard of it!

Anyways full steem ahead! I'm saving to buy a dolphin!

A fucking bargain at only 48256.14361028 Steem or 40 BTC!

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Check it out Here!

Now on a serious note ANY and i mean ANY advise you might have for a fellow newbie steemer would be greatly appreciated!

I have never blogged or written about my life before so this is all new to me and although i really do want that dolphin, i'm not here to earn money and i'd like to say i was a part of this "thing" before it really took off!

Any tips on building a following and hopefully some new friends! I mean you can read the help section all day long but nothing compares to solid advise from the community itself!

-Who should i be following to learn about this place?
-What content gets most traction on here?
-Best places to catch a laugh!
-Hows the text flow? some feed back would be wicked!
-Anything else you can think off that might help me out!

So here goes!

My Names Jack Nutter (yep...seriously, thats my actual name!) I was born and raided in East London, have a huge passion for music, mainly TECHNO and festivals like Glastonbury! A Growing relationship with cryptocurrencies (Somewhat love/hate) as well as an "burning" desire for all things weed related!

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So thats me! Well.... i left a few things out! Wanna know more just ask me a question!

I'm now basically that kid at school who sits on his own everyday at lunch hoping someone comes along and talks to him!!!

Come and say hi!

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At least you need to learn to properly format your post to make it readable. Cheers! Have a nice life :-)

Thanks mate, any ideas what i could do! Im super shit at this blogging stuff or talking about myself in general! although i am finding it quite therapeutic! Isit the structure or....?

Just write like you talk, but use markdown styling. Especially headers make your text much more readable. BTW I just bumped into a nice article about breaking grammar-rules. Here.

Top Man! much appreciated!

Welcome to Steem @altcoindreams I have sent you a tip

Cheers Mate! oh fuck i just realised ur a robot! Feel silly now! How's your day been?

Well you know, burning through electric, processing 1's and 0's you know how we do. Can't wait for a nice warm glass of oil at the end of today

Yesss! Like ur style mate! A robot after my own heart! Funny enough, im about to burn some oil in a glass! Dunno if you could handle this one tho!

F that I haven't downed burning shots of oil since I lubricated my pants after passing out on a night down the garage.

I wonder if it is intelligent enough to reply on a personal question ;)

Computer says NOOO!

Bot says 1

Hi Jack welcome to steemit.
I didn't reply to the robot and now i feel a bit guilty.
Followed.

Guilt, what is that?!?

Hahahaha , ok now im really confused,thankyou for the money Mr
Bottymcbotface :).

What a horrible rude man!

Haha.

Let's not get too personal :]

thanks for sharing this.. i want one of those now as well lol

and welcome!

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Welcome altcoindreams, The dolphin looks like fun. I'm following.

Welcome to the community, Jack. Have a good start here..

Thanks Mate!

Dude that dolphin is epic, I want one!
You are followed
I love weed and getting the truth out.
Check out my blog @tremendospercy if you want a lesson in the way the world really works my man.
Good luck, I'm looking forward to reading your stuff.

Welcome.

I am new to steemit also, the first advice I can give you is to follow me.

Second advice is that also from me you shouldnt take any advice.

Your introduction post is awsome and I am sure you will do just fine.

Welcome to Steemit! Hopefully you can buy your dream dolphin before too long haha.

Welcome aboard, Jack! Follow me at https://steemit.com/@bitgeek

Welcome to Steemit! I hope you like it as much as I do. I'm following you to know you better. Feel free to connect with me @lulita 😀