You may remember me from such places as nowhere, and never before.

It’s quite likely I’m a Facebook escapee who hoarded his massive stash of 15 friends for many years, unwilling to expand his list beyond family and very close friends.

Or you may remember me from Twitter, where I had roughly zero followers. I’m famous in those parts for nothing in particular.

It’s entirely possible I’m a Youtube star, gearing up for a transition from the “Don’t Be Evil” Evil Empire over to steemit’s version, dLive.

Or, maybe I’m a TV or movie star, dipping his toes into the crunchy blockchain waters, willing to sell his face and persona for a few upvotes and intangible money.

I may be all of those things.

But probably not.

It’s more likely I’m an anonymous fiction writer, who occasionally swerves into the curvy land of poetry before regaining sanity and finding the straight road of fiction again. It’s also quite likely that I will be posting short stories and some kind of poetry as a result.

I like hot coffee, good beer, long walks on the beach, short walks on the beach, reading, writing, gaming, heavy metal music, and various DIY projects.

I don’t expect much from my steemit journey, to be honest. Making a few bucks would be nice, but posting stories and poetry is pretty nice too. If anyone reads it, that would be a plus as well.

Now that the obligatory introduceyourself post is done, I shall return to my anonymity. Just another vagabond wandering the wasteland of steemit.

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I'm no photographer. All photos credit to Pixabay. Except the picture of my cat. That is mine.