It appears to be some kind of Anomaly.

   You just found a secret document!  But you still have a choice, back out now, or climb even further down the rabbit hole.  It appears that you're still reading.  That's great, you've made a wise decision.  Hi there, my name’s Anomaly.  Sometimes I also go by HeyYou, or occasionally GetOffMyLawn.

   I recently finished a rough draft of my first book, it’s a semi-autobiographical science fiction novel about vampires, time travel, quantum computers, and all kinds of awesome stuff.  I was thinking about calling it “Why I Don’t Punch Dolphins Anymore”, or maybe “The Flying Spaghetti Monster Codex”.  Maybe when it’s ready I’ll think about publishing it here on SteemIt.

   Speaking of SteemIt, I’ve been lurking here just reading and voting on things for the past couple of days and OMG this site is cool!  At first I was skeptical, but wow, I think I’ll be spending a lot of time here from now on.  Before my friend introduced me to SteemIt I had been scripting in Second Life for almost ten years.

   Second Life is a fun virtual reality world where almost everything is made by the players themselves.  Everything in Second Life can be scripted with a simple programming language called LSL.  I’ve made tons of things over the years in Second Life, like a translator, an aimbot, and even an LSL interpreter that I wrote entirely in LSL. 

   I also love making websites.  One of my favorite websites that I made is startprompt.com a search engine with attitude.  Really, if you give it more than 2 or 3 keywords in the default search then it will usually complain and just redirect you to another search engine, lol.  I just can’t afford the kind of computing power that Google has.  Maybe if my writings make money here on SteemIt then I could upgrade the server and make startprompt a more powerful search engine. 

   So let’s see, what else, hmm… Well since this is an introduceyourself post then I think I should mention a few of my favorite things.  

Favorite Color = Yellow, like blond hair and sunshine  

Favorite Hair Color = Red actually  

Favorite Song = Westown by Mr Gnome  

Favorite Authors = Carlos Castaneda, Douglas Adams, Roald Dahl  

Favorite Movies = The Matrix, Turbo Kid, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon  

   Okay great, now you know me, we’re friends.  And now that we’re friends I feel comfortable telling you that your breath smells kind of like pixels today...