Good day my fellow Nigerians. My name is General Muhammadu Buhari and some of you may know me as I am kind of popular in my country. I'm the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria and due to the harsh situation in the country that wasn't caused by me but by 16 years of mismanagement under the Fee D Fee(read PDP), I have also decided to join this platform.

I was informed by my minister of information Liar Lai Mohammed that this is where all the lazy youths that were previously waiting for free oil money have run to. It is with this in mind that I personally opened this account to transparently and with all integrity bring to justice anyone who does not support APC the rule of law within this community.

With your support and encouragement, I promise to deliver my mandate with every ounce of youthful verve that flows through my 95year old body(I'm actually in my 70s if you believe the papers). I will do my utmost to ensure the steemit community is a corrupt free environment where people can rig elections live in peace.

It is also in your best interest to vote for me in the next election, always remember that I promised change but didn't say which direction we were changing to so technically, I'm the only President that has delivered what he promised. I'd also like to add that my campaign promises are as valid as the promises a man makes to his wife when both of them are in the Ozer Room(Read Other Room). Enjoy your stay here and remember to vote for me in the coming election, I promise to change the change I changed in my first tenure.
God bless you.