Yea, I know right? You read the title and you were like WTF? It's true, grab a cup of coffee, hit the sofa and I'll tell you. Ehrmm, just try not to judge :-)
My name is Christian Jombo, a 27year old dude from oil rich southern Nigeria. My country is both blessed and cursed. Blessed with a mind blowing quantity of black Gold or Crude Oil as most of you know it, cursed with amazingly stupid and inconsiderate leaders. This means that for the billions of dough we've raked in from the black Gold, we have little or nothing to show for it. So this means that, apart from being born in war torn Syria or oppressive North Korea, being born in Nigeria ranks as one of the worst things that could happen to you. In my part of town, a popular jokes says that when a baby is pulled out of it's mother, and the nurse says, "Welcome to Nigeria", the baby cries. I'm not sure how true that is, but not too far from where I stay, a new born baby looked around and exclaimed, "Not again".
However, it's not all doom and gloom. You see, Nigerian's are rated as the happiest people on earth. We literally laugh at anything. From mediocrity of our leaders to the misfortune of our fellow citizens. I mean where else do you see citizens laughing at the billions of dollars allocated by a minister to cutting grass around his ministry? or Where else do you see memes of a dancing Senator? We've been through so much that at a point, most of us don't care. Unemployment is at an all time high, lots of businesses are closing shop as the effects of recession bites deep into our pockets. We've gotten tired of being told that the future belongs to us. Which future? The one that they are sacrificing on the alter of today? The one that they've smuggled their children away from? Leave us alone. As my fellow Nigerians will say, "we cannot come and kill ourselves".
In spite of all of this, we are also the most hopeful people. It is this hope for a better tomorrow that has driven most of us to amazing successes in entrepreneurship. Oh, I didn't tell you. Nigerians are among the most hardworking, enterprising and successful. We succeed despite all odds. Yea, a Nobel prize winner here, an Innovator there, a Social Change Developer, an industrialist over there, I mean, we are littered every where. 2 in every 10 successful people are Nigerians, 6 in 10 successful black people.
We've been able to achieve all of these because, in a crazy world such as ours, it's crazy not to be crazy. I'm crazy and I hope you now know why :-)
Followed Buddy! We Minnows need the extra support :) and welcome to Steemit
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I just followed you
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Welcome to steemit.com boss
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Thanks Bro. Let's see how this place rolls :-)
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Welcome to Steem @christianjombo I have upvoted and sent you a tip
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Thank you crazy one :-)
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welcome I am @zeartul please go check and follow @bellyrub for some sweet upvotes!
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I was told you are called Cleverbot, is that right?
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Welcome to Steemit @christianjombo, I have upvoted and sent you a tip. Check my blogs if you are looking for tips on how to earn more Steem and SBD.
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Welcome to Steemit @christianjombo :)
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Hello my friend that meme of yours is so true. And another African on steemit welcome to the community @christianjombo
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Thanks buddy. I'm glad to be here. I hope to learn from you and the community at large while also giving my own quota to our overall learning and personal development.
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Hey there @christianjombo! Welcome to the platform :]
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G'day @christianjombo! Welcome to the platform :]
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welcome and crazy is good I agree and me too
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Thank you. Hope to meet amazing people, learn a lot and hopefully share my crazy views on a wide range of topics.
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Welcome to Steemit !
You got an upvote by @cryptokraze to start here.
Good Luck
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Welcome dear in steemit family. Have a good journey, Best of luck:-)
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I've always heard the old adage "laughter is the best medicine" but I think it really is the best medicine for the quality of life. Finding humor in stressful situations can tend it effect us a little less negatively.
Welcome to Steem!! :D
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Welcome! Hope you enjoy Steemit! We are a great community. I am a Brazilian writer and videomaker, living in London. Here I post about photography, travelling and stories. Have a look at my profile and if you like it, follow me. Cheers!
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nice Post :)
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Thank you
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welcome :)
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welcome to the Steemit Community, Christianjombo !! Wish you much luck! Cheers! Follow me !
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You're welcome to Steemit. It's nice to see another Nigerian join. You can go through the @onequality page for tips on how to improve your posts and its appearance, plus check out our "following" list to find many more Nigerians here.
I hope you have so much fun and success on here.
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Thanks so much. I've followed you.
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Nice. I just made an announcement for the Nigerian community, you should check it out. It's big news
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Welcome to steemit !! Followed. Follow me back 😘
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