Welcome the world of relationships gone awry.

Ok, maybe it’s not that graphic in this new world but you get the idea for what I am going for here.

If you and your Ex broke it off and you are now wondering if she still really cares about you, it will be quite a feat for you to put the puzzle pieces together in this world.

You have to accept that your old girlfriend has slipped the surly bonds of earth and just about all the behavior from her will be completely foreign to you.

You have heard the old saying about men being from Mars and women are from Venus.

Well, forget that, because in this case, if your ex-girlfriend has entered into Orwellian space, you will be dealing with someone who is no longer even in our solar system (emotionally speaking)!

And why is that?

Because in this world I am talking about, your ex-girlfriend could say things that mean the complete opposite. You will require a translator.

Fortunately for you, I have acquired a very special skill that makes me conversant in the Orwellian language.

So I can be your translator!

Here is how it works.

I will tell you what she may have said or is probably thinking, then I will translate it for you.

Will all this make her come back.

Nope.

But you stand a good chance of getting your sanity back.

Oh, and by the way, this translation of what your former girlfriend is really thinking only applies if she

“really loved you”.

I am not talking, a passing infatuation.

Your Ex’s feelings for you had to be the real deal.

Ready to play along?

So let’s get to it!

“I hate you”

Translation:

“I am really mad at him…so pissed. He just doesn’t have a clue. I can’t believe how he just doesn’t get it. But I love him so much. Maybe I need to teach him a lesson. Gosh, I am so angry at him. I don’t know what to do.”

Do you see how easy this is?

You and your girl break it off.

You start wondering if she still loves you.

She says some god awful things about you and now you have some serious doubts.

Seriously, you ex-girlfriend is likely still very much head over heels for you. But you have some work ahead of you to make things right.

In this strange new world that you Ex may be operating from, you can get easily confused. Trust me, given this place she reside in now…she is confused as well.

She tells you she hates you, but she doesn’t really.

She spends most of her time trying to ignore you…but all she can do is think about you.

She has blocked you on every social media site that ever existed…but she dreams of you and wishes that things were back to the way they were in the good times.

You girlfriend of the past is probably even using the No Contact Rule on you. But in reality, all she really wants is to talk to you and be held by you.

Every story should have a happy ending.
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