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You know who Ashley is but you don't know who Andy is.

In this lobby, will there be T.P.? For my bunghole?

Who is your favorite celebrity?

I am Cornholio! (Whoa! Hm heh... that was cool) I need T.P. for my bunghole! Come out with your pants down!

I will introduce you to my friends if you want.

Piccata? Titicaca! I am Cornholio! I need piccata for my bunghole!

By being yourself, and not allowing them to control you, you must fight against their will and use your own intelligence and willpower to gain freedom from their tyranny.

You'll have to wait your turn, sir.