Hello! I'd like to introduce me as a fundamentalist virgin

in introduceyourself •  8 years ago 

Hello! I hereby declare my arrival. I'm Cruster Hedgington Knewit. I'm a Canadian armwrestler and writer. I'm 32 and a virgin, and I will use this format to publish a lot of good things about my progress as a conservative virgin. A conservative virgin is someone who believes that only virginity is the true and holy state of the human condition. Im working on a longer blog series about it. I will be returning shortly.

I am who I am, and you can't change that. Praise it. Don't fuck. Fuck calmly.

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  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Hi @craftsman, welcome! I'd like to hear about this. Just as a recommendation, include photos on your post it makes it more believable. Greetings!