Introducing... ME!!!!

WELL... being the noob I was when I first started, I never did an Introduce Myself. Then I look at other people's Introduce Myself, and they get an AWESOME head start. Now, I've FINALLY decided to do it, even if it's a little late...

I prefer to keep name and age anonymous, and location, so let's just say I live in Kek's Abode. I'm his gardener, I prune the memes in the front lawn. I have a usually monotonous life, so when I started Steemit, I just wanted a few quick bucks. I thought of doing some history, since I'm kinda a history person. I was breaking my schedule, doing something new, fresh, DANK. I started getting more numbers, more followers, more comments, became involved with the community, and slowly fresh memes started the fermentation process, and sprung up to create greatness.

I decided that I would share those memes with the world, and decidedly, I then moved to Kek's Abode, and became his gardener. I started sharing the sweet scent of those grown memes, mainly of the Doggo doggicus variety, and began getting even more attention. Eventually, a blight hit the Doggo doggicus, and I had to start switching over to danker, more resistant, varieties. Then I started doing history again, but with a slight infusion of meme, and the audience loved that. Now I'm just doing both, memes n history, plus a rare sciencey meme article here and there.

upvote and resteem, praise Kek

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