Hello and a short story

Hi everyone.

My name is David. I'm from Ireland and I like ducks, the music of Prince and Pixies (and other bands not beginning with P) and the joys of a strong cup of black coffee.

This is me, attempting to look suave:

I also like to write. I am especially in interested in how technology is changing the way we interact with the world, and with others every day. The below piece of flash fiction is a case in point. It's called Mr. Geoff Cameron

Your name is Mr. Geoff Cameron. You live at 17 Pine Heights, Glendale, CA 91046. You make online purchases with a Visa Gold Card with a credit limit of $10,000.
Today you have used the Visa Gold to make $236 worth of in-app purchases for Candy Crush Saga. The purchases comprised mainly of Extra Moves, Lollipop Hammers and Bomb Coolers.
You have also used the card to place three individual orders on Amazon. Your order history now includes a Panasonic TX-42A400B 42-inch Widescreen 1080p Full HD Slim LED TV for $609, a Grandeur Platinum 68 Piece Dinner Set with Genuine Platinum for $849 and a Roller Grill Revolving Display Door Fridge 360ltr(Gold) for $2,499.
Your Facebook password is Violet98. The password combines your daughter’s name and the last two digits of the year she was born. You have 231 Facebook friends. Last night one of them sent you a video of dancing kittens. You liked this video. You also like 12 Facebook Groups including Texas Hold ‘Em Poker, Starbucks, YouTube and Megan Fox. Your Timeline has 98 photographs. Violet is tagged in 73 of those photos. Your wife is tagged in three.
Your Gmail password is Violet98. The password combines your daughter’s name and the last two digits of the year she was born. Your email address – [email protected] - is linked to the streaming entertainment subscription services Netflix and Spotify. You are currently watching Season 2 of Modern Family. Your most listened to Spotify tracks are Part Time Lover by Stevie Wonder, It Must Have Been Love by Roxette & Looks Good In Leather by Cody Chestnutt.
Your Gmail account is also linked to the Adult subscription service Asian Leather Girls. All the email notifications you receive from Asian Leather Girls are auto-directed into a folder titled ‘Work.’
Within this folder there is a sub-folder titled ‘Accounts’ which holds all correspondence from Sandra Lim. Sandra is an Accounts Assistant with CPA and you have been conducting an affair with her for the past six months. In the ‘Accounts’ sub-folder there are a number of photos Sandra has forwarded as email attachments. Two of the photos are of her in a black leather cat suit and one is a topless shot.
Another folder in your account is titled ‘Poker.’ Within this folder are a number of confidential files you have sent from your work email. You are a Forensic Accounting Manager at CPA. This folder contains a quantity of customer reports that you have worked on from home. In the sub folder ‘Poker – Sent’ the same reports are present with substantially reduced findings. In the sub folder ‘Poker – Winnings’ are several emails containing Routing Transit Numbers and Swift Codes for five figure bank transfers.
Your LinkedIn password is Violet98. The password combines my daughter’s name and the last two digits of the year she was born. Amongst your connections is Logan Marsh, Senior Forensic Partner at CPA. You have rolled up the contents of the Gmail folder titled ‘Poker’ into a Zip file and sent them to Logan via LinkedIn message.
Your last online task for today is to purchase two first class one way tickets to Barbados. One in the name of your daughter. One in the name of me, your loving wife. After that, you’re done.