Hi I'm Bernie Sanders - Former Congressman - New Yorker - And Future President Of The U.S.A

Early Life

I was born in Brooklyn, New York. My father, Elias Sanders was a Jewish immigrant from Poland. My mother, Dorothy, was born in New York City. Politics have always been important in my life. I always knew that this country needed change, and it was up to the people to create that change.

Marijuana Legalization

I tried marijuana twice in my life. Both times all it really did was make me cough. There is no reason at all that marijuana should be on the controlled substances lists. When I become president I will fight to bring legalization to all states in the country.

2016 Election

We had to throw in the towel this time around. We have to avoid giving Donald Trump any bit of an advantage. I have given my support to Hillary Clinton for this election, but know this. I will be running in 2020 with or without the support of the DNC.

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