I'm the lowest form of life! - I'm Plankton! Noooooooo!

in introduceyourself •  7 years ago 

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I upgraded to the new steem-plus app and it ruined my life! For the last six months, I have been in the happy delusion that I was a minnow!

Steem-plus promised the wonderful present of a shiny new badge to show the world that I am a minnow and therefore relatively popular!

Can you imagine my abject horror at receiving my badge and finding out that I am the lowest form of life? Plankton! Me? Plankton?

Plankton is something that Whales, Orca's, Dolphins and Minnows feed off. Then it all made complete sense!

The reason that my posts arn't getting upvoted is because I am Plankton and everyone feeds themselves off my hard work.

Thank you so much, Steemit - I'm feeling really great about this!

I've never been more demotivated in my life.

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Hello @guided!

I noticed you have posted many times since you began your journey on Steemit. That is great! We love active partipants.

I do want to point out that the Introduceyourself tag is meant to be used once only to introduce yourself to the Steemit community. You have now posted 18 times using the introduceyourself tag. Please see this link for more information Tag Spam?

Please take this into consideration and help build a great platform!

It's strange how you notice how many times I've posted in this category but don't notice the great content I am posting in other areas! I am sorry to have posted in these categories but tbh, it's the only place I get votes - However, I don't think I should expect any votes at all, should I@ I'M PLANKTON!!!!

You are creating very fine quality, please keep it up and you will swim out of the minnow (or plankton) pool.

This tag; however, is for meant for your first introductory post.

Many blessing and much success.

It would have been a nice gesture if you had thought to hit the upvote button xxx

I did dear, you just did not look at your comment .

Blessings.

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Thats great. Please upvote and I'll follow you x

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