RE: The Trouble With Being Kind of a Jerk Who Has to Sit Alone at Lunch

You are viewing a single comment's thread from:

The Trouble With Being Kind of a Jerk Who Has to Sit Alone at Lunch

in introduceyourself •  7 years ago 

A much needed smile was brought to my face reading your post.
The world needs jerks!
Welcome to Steemit.
I await with baited breath to see what you come up with next.

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

Sadly, you will be gasping for that sweet sweet oxygen sooner than you think. But I don’t have much else. I mast have a haiku about this cow that straight kicked me in the face once, but I think I may just have to go back out and work on the paramilitary plantations.

It’s less mental torture than writing, but this it does have a lot more physical torture....mostly burnings and murdered-by-grenadings....

So we’ll see how this goes!

one time... a man (who was trying to promote my husband to a newer title) told a story about being kicked in the back by a horse. I laughed so hard, my tea came out of my nose.

the blank stares assured me that this was not - in fact - a joke.

my hubby did not get that promotion. but i say.... if they can't laugh at a good kicked-by-a-horse-and-lived story.... that is not the place for you.

dodged a bullet, if you ask me.

Been off for a while so have only just seen your reply.
How much can I fit
into a haiku format
oh no I'm out of

I would leave the paramilitary plantations now.
I have heard of a place where shrews whittle turnips into tiny hats, mayhaps this could inspire.
Far better than burning and murderous grenades.

Mwah x