Hahaha,
Hello @hive-am. Looks like we have a lot in common (except for the family part). Don't worry it is a nice platform to be. And you are really into writing. Welcome to the Steemit society. All the best.
If you are interested in writing stories please do check out the contest that is in progress inuke’s story writing challenge #2 : A Writing Contest for Minnows it is exclusively for minnows (new users).