I'm one of the only people who can say they've pterodactyl screeched before serving the governor of Colorado. I once had a munchie blackout after roasting too much cabbage and ate 2 cans of tuna, a whole loaf of bread, 4 chicken legs, 2 chicken breasts, a big bag of tortilla chips, and drank a huge bottle of peptobismol (I did not remember doing any of this) . I shat black hard stool for a week and I must say very poor experience 2/10. 3 girls I've dated turned out to be lesbians. So I'm definitely prettier than most people. I once went to my intro poli sci class sauced as hell and gave a 2 minute rant about Muammar Gaddafi being the only Arab leader to apologize for the Arab slave trade. They all clapped. Okay that one is a lie but I do throw my educational experience away on substance abuse. THAT I can at least guarantee you.
Anyways I have no mental capacity to be making anything that would be considered thoughtful or useful. So I'll be putting my time and energy into being a cynical cunt, like in real life. If somebody could find a drug trafficking site on the dark web that accepts steem dollars I'd greatly appreciate it.
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Haha! I love it. Back in my days of teaching Political Science to college students (it was my first job out of college, and I was, at the time, the youngest professor ever hired by the school), I think I had some students like you. :)
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I do appreciate all of the cleverness you put into trying to be edgy for this blog entry, but being that the picture is dark I can not confirm some of your "Facts" about yourself. The photo is so dark that you might just be a gay guy with a vivid imagination.
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