Joke of the Day #44

in introduceyourself •  7 years ago  (edited)

Joke of the day! Hope you all are having a good day and if your not well hopefully this will cheer you up

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Hey there

Welcome to Steemit matthew23 and I'm sure you'll have a great time here!! :)