Hi! My name is Brendo Zambranlo and I am 68 years old.
I have almost 5 followers in my country, on Instagram, I don't use Twitter because It sucks huge balls nor Facebook because I am too hot, and I don't need stalkers.
Now that I discovered Steemit I promise to quit Instagram too and bring all my followers with me.
My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps
- Be a playmate
- Give yourself away
- Bring your followers to the table
Thanks to:
- My GF who took the picture (Yes again)
- Steemit to give me every day the opportunity to make a parody
- My neighbors who will no more let their children play around my house. (Yes again)
- You for you sense of humour.
I upvoted this post. I did not upvote the playmate. The last thing Steemit needs is more Double D Boobs. This is the first hottie on the front page with small perky titties and I think thats great. All these pseudo-post-pubescent tech virgins dont know shit.
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i agree! I didn't upvote the playmate either! He gets my vote because he used his creativity!
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Jester on, good sir, Jester on! The royal court appeareth to approve!
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Everyone is the jester of someone ! Who's your king ?
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I'm in the no rulers camp, personally. Authority is a myth.
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You should had photoshop those nips! 😂
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Don't forget, buy to buy more followers for added prestige!
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OMG! That's hilarious! Can't stop laughing at this one! Good one man! :D
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This is hilarious. Well played.
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Almost gave up hope on SteemIt, but thank you for giving back hope and a good laugh! XD
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@metrox Ok this was almost as awesome as the bikini dude. Also I need eye soap.
Hey folks, now this topic is starting to trend, consider looking down at the hidden comments. There are a couple of users who got caught in the rep trap and their voices are being censored. Please check them out and give them an upvote. (especially if you're a whale)
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This is a good one! The original playmate post hurt my presentation about Steemit I was trying to do at my university.
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Fookin' LULZ
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@metrox, check your wallet dude, i just sent you 800 SBD, you are just the coolest guy here, keep it up.
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Wow, you are awesome dude, It will be well used in plastic surgery.
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We need more boobs !
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I hope your 5 followers will hate me for life for laughing so hard at this.
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Brenda, please.
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Yep, you can buy boobs but not sense of humor, I am actually considering buying crossdresser props. Hahaha
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I haven't stopped ejaculating since I started reading this post. I need medical help, but at the same time I don't know if I could bear to look away.
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Straight up public service. Thank you!
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@metrox You are like the Weird Al of Steemit - Upvoted
If you add a link to the Steemit Elimination Game, I imagine you will go very far in the competition and earn a lot of upvotes.
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no boobs no upvote lol
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Thank you for posting this. The playmate post was so stupid and pointless. Glad to see the satire!
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How do you not have more than 5 followers ?
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Most beautiful Playboy on Steemit. <3 Upvoted!
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Shit you got it so quick im about to do the parody to this one too hahaha good one mate
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What impressed me is your GF. She's cool helping you out with this amazing and funny post. Kodus to both of you! Nice work!
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Less than 5 followers? Wow, that's a record!
Great parody, keep up with that!
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Very touching 😜
Just one at blakemiles68
Lmao
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https://steemit.com/fun/@logic/with-special-dedication-to-all-whales-who-upvoted-brendazambrano
:-)
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aahahha man you scored again ahahaha I have seen the "original" and you are much nicer ahahahah
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Wow...just...wow...That's all I got:)
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Lol
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Thanks for a GREAT start to my Saturday!
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clap clap clap, well played sir, well played :)
U looking rocking good for a 68 y/o, the secret must be the tight underwear around the B@lls
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Truly hilarious and well done photo editing. MAJOR PROPS you creative wizard!
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hahahahah! Thanks for the laugh man!
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Jajajajajajaj epico
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lol.. funny.. hahaha
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your too firkin crazy
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You'e 68 years old? Wow looking good for your age
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I hope I can give my beauty secrets in a future article !
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It's the daily irony, humour and sarcasm ;)
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LoL!!! good one!....
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LOL
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LMAO
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Steem strategy, it's so simple.
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Amazing!!!! Thanks for this!
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Hahahah nice one 😬
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Haha, that's possibly even more NSFW than the real thing :P
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Hahaha depends on the workplace but yes, I try to imagine.
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You are the real playmate. Brenda is a fake
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LIAR! You have 24 followers! ;-)
Check it out at http://steem-o-graph.com/?u=metrox
Best Regards,
holzmichl
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I automatically upvote any parody attempts!
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you got to show your tits man. no tits no vote
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jajajaja
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Dear User known as @metrox
Steemit has a BOT problem! Your Vote Counts... Maybe
https://steemit.com/steemit/@weenis/bots-steemit-s-first-community-based-decision-on-bots-your-vote-counts-to-be-or-not-to-be-details-inside
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Good luck on your parodies.
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I think this is the whole point of this post.... Why do people get so Butt-Hurt SO easily!
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You will be more sexy if you leave bearded @metrox
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hahahahahahaha
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Interesting post:)
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@metrox you sold your steem power soul for 1500 bucks lmao! Just kidding man nice humor and truth allin one, George Carlin Style...
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LMAO this is the best steem post. Bring your followers to this community please, and WE NEED MORE PHOTOS of you, and WHERES THE MAKING OFF?
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Love this! I'm laughing so much! Geeky girls love this
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