Sup, Steemit.
First things first, I'm the grillest.
Actually, I was microwaved.
Truth is, I don't give edam about anything.
Except Steemit.
It's not just gouda. It's grate.
I was a bit fetap with social media. All the negativity had me feeling blue.
But Steemit does it a different whey.
Anyway, here's how to replicate me in all my glory:
Slice me
Put me on a small plate
Microwave me for 1 minute, on high
Pry me off with a knife
Voila!
Ok, can't brie bothered writing anymore now, bye.
I laughed at this, take my upvote lol

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