I am a cat. No Ordinary Cat. I am Nangfa.

Hello humans.

My name is Nangfa. Nangfa means "angel" in Thai language, but do not be fooled by my innocent face, I can truly be a devil too. You shall see... oh yes, you shall see.

They say cats rule the internet. So some years ago my planet sent me to earth. However, they misunderstood the coded message and thought the message said cats ruled the world (not internet), so they send me here in the form of a cat, thinking I could communicate with rulers. Alas, now I am stuck.

A few years ago I came under the grip of a neurotic clingy catlady. I swear to Bastet she is not in her right mind. She never leaves me in peace, finding innocuous reasons to paw at me with her big muppet hands. Its an outrage. She is a curious thing though and I have grown fond of her. I watch her drink wine and watch movies. Often big blobs of water come out her eyes and she tries to use my fur to wipe them on, and other such distasteful things. None the less, she has been a constant companion, so I suppose I should be grateful.

Anyway, less about her and more about me. I am special (did I mention that?). I am superior. I require copious amounts of adoration (but not so much of the pawing/petting thing).

The downside is that my planet has forsaken me. I lost touch several years ago and I am now seemingly forever trapped in this ridiculous fluffy body. All I can do is make the best of it I guess. Thankfully I have now discovered the internet. My human goes out and leaves her computer on, which has turned out to be incredibly handy indeed (despite me having no hands at all). Initially I had no idea how to use it, but I learned fast and found clever ways to type. All I need is an audience now. My woes shall be expressed and my life shall have meaning.

Let us see, shall we...

#introduceyourself