Hey, it's me, ur best buddy
Remember me? Remember how I saved your life back in 'nam, when that mutant hedgehog was trying to bite your face off, and I clubbed it to death with a spoon?
Yeah, just saying, I just wanted to remind you of that and all. No reason. Nothing to do with this post or anything, just saw you here and thought I'd say hi.
Oh... and say hello to @heretickitten for me, I hear you guys are like, best buddies now. Must be fun, hanging out with the rich and famous, not having to scrape by on disability and welfare, cos, y'know, I've never been able to walk or pee right since that hedgehog thing.. no reason for you to feel guilty or like you owe me anything though, nooooo reason at all....
Oh hey ex war-buddy. You seem to be misremembering things, the mutant hedgehog attacked you and I killed it. That war really fucked with our heads huh? Terrible thing your mental illness.
Hey, I have an idea! How about you write an introductory blogpost about your mental disorders post Vietnam, I'll post it under my name since I'm more popular here, and I'll naturally keep all of the rewards but I'll mention your name in the title so you may get a few followers out of it. I just really think you need to let me show the world your story.
Just don't make that same deal with @heretickitten she won't represent your story as well as I can, she wasn't there!
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Oh wow buddy, they really did a number on you with that whole
brainwashingdebrief process, huh?Look, you're obviously not in a good state of mind right now, but you've got to understand, I'm your friend. Not like these others who are out to get you.. all they really want is your account password. You should send it to me, you know I'll keep it safe.
Edit: Well shit. Looks like Steemit has a comment depth limit. That needs to be fixed - some of the best Reddit threads come from miles deep threads. Anyway, got your info daut44, cheers for that. When try to draw money from that account it asks me to run totallynotavirus.exe - I'm sure it's safe and everything, I trust you man. We're old buds, after all...
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I guess I have been blacking out lately, must be the agent orange exposure.
I don't want to black out again and forget the password, good idea, here's my login info:
email: BiTcOiNHaX0RZ123 at altavista.net
password: steeMILLIONAIRErider6969!
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Hey fans.
I'm just like the rest of you, so don't go thinking I'm special or anything.
At least not too special. And yes, I remember that @noodhoog.
It was a scary hedgehog.
I wish I could reward you somehow, but I only have $700,000 left in my bank account.
Maybe another time.
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OMG, $700,000?! How will you afford caviar for your butlers? That's poverty! You should start a gofundme
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Yup. Only $700,000 in my bank. Less than that, I think.
I'm too scared to check.
In cash, I've only got a paltry $300,000. Perhaps some change in some of my couches. Sigh. Life is hard.
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