Not Charlie Sheen Is Now On Steemit!

in introduceyourself •  8 years ago 

Hey All! 

I'm Not Charlie Sheen, I'm not a Bitcoin Pioneer and I haven't found any of Bitcoin companies. I also haven't found any Bitcoin Foundation - so I wasn't serving as Chairman. I also wasn't arrested. Since then I've consulted none of crypto companies, public and private. I wasn't release from prison, so I'm not working on any stealth project. 

I have also been hearing a lot of great things about Steemit, time to check it out :) 

Feel free to post some questions, I'm sure I won't answer them. I have no idea what AMA is.

I can't verify because I'm not Charlie Sheen.

But let me give you some random quotes:

You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Can't is the cancer of happen.

Edit: I don't have Twitter.

Also - don't follow me.

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Ok, a parody with Charlie Shrem's introduction on steemit apaprently, but Charlie Sheen analogy actually makes it a bit weird and not that funny actually :)

That's what she said.

This made me laugh out loud for like 5 minutes straight!! I didn't read Charlie Shrem's intro, but I did mistake it for Sheen as I scrolled by it.

I'm sure you won't answer my questions, I still can't stop laughing

Same for me I immediately thought about Topper harley in hot shots

But where's the question? :)

Old master, what's the meaning of life ?
Who am I ?
Why ?

Thank you, SIR !

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So you misses a life with drugs and pornstars, but welcome here charliesheennot