#hand edicted
0. Stargate SG-1
1. scammin' on squirrel with a nut
2. The Patriarchy
3. detachable penis
4. the uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation
5. men with copious amounts of unearned self confidence
6. incognizant sexism
7. meaningless sex
8. my first period
9. an angry midget on steroids

#hand alx
0. the hive mind poised to assimilate all of humanity
1. mother forking bull shirt
2. the ultimate circle jerk
3. Jehovah’s witnesses
4. a slow and steady stream
5. faking an orgasm
6. Basic Bitch Syndrome
7. Russian super-tuberculosis
8. boring ass Stonehenge
9. making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologizing

#hand wiz
0. Pickle Rick
1. alcohol poisoning
2. the shocker
3. unquenchable thirst
4. eating the rich
5. new phone who dis
6. an overzealous vlogger
7. conjugal visits
8. daddy's credit card
9. botched plastic surgery

#hand noobnoob
0. exploding pigeons
1. oil
2. way too much mayonnaise
3. a Fleshlight
4. butt stuff
5. ambiguous sarcasm
6. choking a hooker with a candy necklace
7. being an idiot
8. being paralyzed from the neck down
9. GoGurt®

#round 14

#activeblackcard My best friend's mother died because of ______ and I feel nothing.

Reply with #playcard [digit] to play your card.