Animals.

This is an animal.

Greetings, steemit. I am Stabbykinz, I dabble and experiment in many mediums and medias. (Except Twitter, that way lies damnation and angry birds. And neither the game nor actual, very perturbed birbs are good.) For short-lived bursts at a time, I've tried cultivating a following on Youtube through Let's Plays, being 'funny' and screaming like I've been stabbed in the femoral artery every now and then, as per the usual Let's Player etiquette. But alas, my drive for such creative work always runs dry, along with my views. So I turn to a new platform...and a new cause. After a brief, violent encounter with this depicted rabbit (yes this specific rabbit), I have decided to warm up the vocal chords of my throat, bring out the amateur voice actor's muse in me, and take up the mantle of relaying a critical message to you unwary folks: animals are exceptionally dangerous.

Take this rabbit here. Cute, fluffy. Adorable. I've no doubt those are the first words that rose to your mind, followed by the coos of the uneducated animal lover. Yes, it's fur definitely looks like it was gilded by the tender buttocks of a midsummer cloud, plump and soft with fluff and cuddles. That's what it wants you to think. That's how it gets you. You see, I was enjoying my morning stroll around the town one day when I saw this specific rabbit. I, being likewise unwashed and unenlightened to the true terrors that lie within the minds of these beasts, attempted to pet it. But I was much too paranoid keen to leave home without my longsword. Thus, when it lunged for me with the deft draw of its own blade, our duel of fates began. Steel bit into steel, sparks flew, and our hate clashed together in a dance of fury and bloodshed. But I proved victorious, ending my foe rightly with an exceptional pommel throw to the head.

As you now know, no animal is to be trusted. Any of them can and will attempt to kill you, and destroy everything you have ever loved. I will attempt to spread all I know about these creatures, that you may arm yourselves with my superior knowledge. Any broadcasts will be posted onto dtube, I highly recommend you watch them. On the chance you'd rather watch some of my previous, untouched content, the link for that will be featured below. Thank you for reading this.

Stay safe.

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