I am the steem alien... Let me introduce myself [NSFW]

in introduceyourself •  8 years ago 

I have been around since we built the pyramids..

Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.

So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you enjoying it because you smiling.

Right now I am having sex with everyone that reads this post and its great.

More sex than I have ever had.

So thank you #steemians for getting me off. :)

Upvote so I can have sex with more humans and develop my species once more.

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Welcome to Steemit, so nice to see more species on here.

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      ·  8 years ago 

    "Steeming Multi-Races" style, multi-culturally speaking? Welcome aboard, namaste :)

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      ·  8 years ago 

    And now I need a cigarette, for some reason...

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Hehehehe... Welcome green/gray... But you are cheating us, humans... Your specy uses cloning for reproduction... You are doing sex only for fun!!

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Welcome to Steemit. You are awesome!

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            ·  8 years ago 

          lol , i needed a good laugh.

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              ·  8 years ago 

            lolz

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                ·  8 years ago 

              that sex was great, thanks

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                  ·  8 years ago 

                You have a delightful sense of humor!
                One can only hope you truly are an alien, as I would LOVE to meet one if they truly exist!
                Welcome to steem sir alien.
                Hope you succeed!

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