I'm steemits first alien.. Come say hello.

#Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe...

I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.

So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text...

and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you enjoying it because you smiling.
So thank you #steemian for getting me off. :)

Upvote so I can have sex with more humans. I am really really horny! Please.