Introducing @SteemommaBear! Steemit Momma Advice & Funny Quotes

in introduceyourself •  7 years ago  (edited)

Hello Steemiverse! Encouraged to sign up to Steemit by my enthusiastic children, I was naturally skeptical and uncertain what was so great about this new website. I am still not convinced, I'll tell you what they told me:

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"It's better than facebook!!!"

10 years to get used Facebook, now it's all changed and you want me to use this Steemy thing. I don't know how any of it it works!

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"We get paid on Steemit!!!"

Paid by who? Paid for what? It cant be real money, because I don't understand how it works. Why would anyone give rewards for this?!

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"The community will love you Momma, you're hilarious!"

What community? Have I met them? This isn't your friend Dave is it? I already have a nice community in my email, and my facebook so I don't need any more friends, thank you.

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"Try it! Get on the ride, you'll soon see how Steemit works when you get PAID!"

I am on the ride, and I still don't know how it works. Can I get off the ride yet? Who will pay me? I don't believe you.

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"It's not necessary to know how it all works!!!"

But where does the money come from?
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"Blog about funny animals, cute dog photos and life advice!"

What is a blog? Am I blogging yet?
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"That funny quote in your email; save it, post it on Steemit, and you'll be rewarded for it!"

I don't know how to save it. And what is a post it? Who is offering a reward?

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"Right click, save as...!"

Save as what? Save it where? Save to clipboard? Where is the clipboard?
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"Save to DESKTOP, so you can drag it to Steemit."

Now where is a desktop? How do I drag it to Steemit?

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"No not that kind of drag, Momma!"

Well you haven't explained it. Drag it, how? Drag it where?

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"Drag it over to Steemit!!!!"

Why?

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"Because it'll be fun to share with the people on Steemit!!!"

They've probably seen it already.
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"It doesn't matter, if they think you made a nice post, they'll vote for you!"

Vote for me to do what? Vote for a nice post?

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"Votes is how you get PAID, Momma!"

Well why haven't you voted for me yet then?

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"You have to post something first!!!!!"

Well why didn't you just say so in the beginning?

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Funny Steemit Advice, from the Momma of Steemit!

@SteemommaBear

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Welcome to Steemit!!! Great to have you here with us. My mother also joined up a few months back.

I am sure you will enjoy the community here.

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

Sam :)

What a warm welcome, thank you Sam

You're off to a great start @steemommabear! Welcome!

Yes Donna! Thank you! I will keep sharing more as I figure this all out!

wow.. excellent intro! welcome to Steemit!
resteemin' ya... ~John

Thank you very much for all your kind help John, I have made a puppy painting blog after seeing your painting videos! good idea..

Welcome to steemit!

I made it! horay!

Welcome to steemit! @steemommabear very cool pictures ;)

I love all these pictures, I have so many to share with you all. I have saved them all. I think.

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Welcome.

Thank you, everyone is very welcoming!

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