All Creatures Must Know My Immortal Name

in introduceyourself •  6 years ago  (edited)

You! Fool... Learn My Eternal Name


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Do not think just because my name on this ridiculous site is shortened you can get away with referring to me with anything other than my complete title and remain alive. Only my closest ghoulfriends may call me Zint (and that is only when I am in an especially forgiving mood.)

You, pathetic mortal, may refer to me as Supreme Voidrifical Overlord of Eternal Victory Over Form, His Vicious Majesty, God-Emperor Zintar Mortalis. Leave off a single modifier, or stutter even once, and you shall have inconceivable hell to pay.

Yes, it is true, I am in an even worse mood than usual. These ludicrous game-modifiers are put into play as an ineffectual means of evening the playing field. Melee Mayhem? You attempt to steal the unearthly beauty from my Haunted Spirit; you attempt to defile what is unvanquishable.

The legions of death under my complete control are unquestionably the most powerful across all the splinterlands. Let this serve as a record, and a testament to my unbreakable dominion over all lesser beings (yes, that means you.)

Fare ill!
Rest in pieces...

Want to try your luck, fool?
Our battle shall be your last...

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Zintar, your arrogance and lack of knowledge will be your downfall: as usual. Have your countless crushing defeats not yet taught you the value of humility? Have you not yet realized the total inefficiency of your twisted practices, whose ignorance is perpetually self-defeating?

As always, I am merely a conduit. The universal energy flows across the Splinterlands sing the completed story of our world's destiny. It is our choice, Zintar, whether we glean the wisdom of this ancient place, or we allow it to succumb to the disastrous anomaly set in motion so many moons ago.

Ah, Alric. Pompous and convoluted as always, I see. Cheers old chap!

How'd you like those thorns my Serpentine Warrior amply provided your Naga "Wimp-ior" with this past rotation? 😂

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

HAH! Zint, buddy... the only thing you're Supreme Victorious Overlord at is talking a big game.

Come back when your precious "Lord of Darkness" can so much as harm a single hair on my Cerberus' head!

Upvoted because I looooooove a good comedian! Dry humor, nice one!

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