Here I am...

Delighted. ^^ Me and my Dirty Gentleman on a date day at Walmart.....

I think I'll make this my introduction post, it was suggested after all. So, here I am, introducing myself.
I like to blog about my life with my three kids. They are after all most of my life, or at least they try to take up most of it. My first born whom we refer to as Sir.E, mostly because he is kind and valiant, is Autistic, his formal diagnosis being ASD, (Autism Spectrum Disorder) ADHD Type 4 (Attention Deficit Hyper-Active Disorder) and SPD (sensory processing disorder). You will find me using synonyms because mostly, I'm way to tired (or perhaps lazy?) to type out real words. Back to the point, my Sir.E is 11 years old and ridiculously intelligent. My second child, Designer Diva, is a typical 9 year old little girl. She loves everything to do with writing, which pleases me greatly, and she is an aspiring little artist, obsessed with learning how to draw and photograph. She's also got a bad habit of wanting to purchase the most expensive things alive and dies when she finds shoes she's loves, which is way to often for my wallet. My baby, Little Miss Psychopath, is exactly that, a total Psychopath. Some moms may think this is not very "loving" of me, but I'm a human, I lay it all out like it is. I'm not a mom who sugar coats anything, except my kids cereal. Little Miss Psychopath is 4 turning 16, she has a formal diagnosis of ASD as well, but she is totally different then her older brother Sir.E, everything she feels is shown with her actions, so don't piss her off. She will kiss you one minute and slap you the next. But she is the most loving child I've ever met, at least when it comes to me, and her aunty Sabrina. Which works fine for me, my husband, Dirty Gentleman, is not on the list though and it sucks for him. She knows what she wants and likes, and nobody will tell her otherwise.
So, this is me, my children are hilarious and horrendous. I thought I should record them by blogging about them publicly so when I lose my mind everyone will know why....kidding....I lost it long ago. Besides my kids, I blog about my chronic battle with Chronic Pelvic Pain or what they think may be Endometriosis and how impossible it's been getting relief. I also might post some hilarious content about my Coonie, "The Baby" a 1 year old Redbone Coonhound who is formally named Winston but acts more like a child then a dog. Well, it seems like this intro has been crazy long so I should probably stop now. But come back for some posts to follow from my blog....
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