Getting to know me

Well, first of all, I am a shrub. I live in a pot. It's basically an over glorified bowl for dirt. (You've probably heard about a pot before.) But, have you ever met a talking shrub? Now you have! I'm a small-town shrub, grew up in the California bay-area, moved to the south-eastern United States for some fresh air, maybe meet a few other shrubs along the way. You know how it is. Anyway, this is my dedicated gaming channel, I have a blog, Facebook, etc, etc. Links will be in descriptions if you'd like to stalk me. :D Make sure you hit that subscribe button for tons of cool shrub videos! I do more than just photosynthesis! (But I'm really really good at photosynthesis!) There used to be more of us talking shrubs but pesticides and whatnot. It's a hard world out there. Shrubs can only fight so long. Anyway, my name is Berberis Vulgaris you can just call me Barber for short. Hmmm... You want more? Alright. Well, I learned French before I learned English. I like Latin and Mythology. Right now my main focus in life is scrounging up enough money to buy fertilizer. Listen, I know you're a busy person, what with your thumbs and everything, but if you can find it in your heart to start a petition for cheaper fertilizers to be sold the plant community would greatly appreciate it. You want to know the worst part of going shopping? I once had someone try to buy me! Do you know how deshrubbing that is? We have feelings too. This is my first post on this website and I'm just trying to establish myself in the plant community. I have plans to become the first shrub to work for CERN. I'm studying to get my PhD in Theoretical Physics right now. It's a hard life for me really. It's hard to take notes with just my leaves although I'm designing a small device to assist me in holding pens and pencils with my leaves.